no one will eat this.
(via marijuana-iguana)
I know. How about you stop leaving your little messes everywhere and then going back to your house and making me clean the tub just so I can shave my damn legs. How about you just clean up after yourselves instead of leaving everything in a disarray shit hole like you do ALL THE TIME. Like, COME ON. be a human.
sometimes i feel bad about myself, then i remember i used to own crocs and i feel worse
Admitting you had a croc problem is the first step to recovery.
Birds at mah house. I whistled at them. I speak bird.
Phyllium siccifolium, Leaf Insect
South America, Southeast Asia, Australia
A new source of mild discomfort: you think stuff is leaves and then it’s actually bugs. great.
(via marijuana-iguana)
Can my nails dry so I can become a functioning member of society again.
That thing of where you think “oh she’s curly-eyed” instead of “cross-eyed.
(via thesongbirds)
Tucci forever
(via moviegifss)
apio:
This waterfall toad thinks it’s in Die Hard. (via headlikeanorange | thefuckwouldisaywhatfor)
baxter and koosh by paperniche on Flickr.
(via marijuana-iguana)
HER HEAD IS WAY TOO BIG FOR HER BODY, OKAY?! OTHER PEOPLE NOTICE THIS, RIGHT?!
(via stayingsincere)
I follow Rebecca Black’s ex boyfriend on here.
….14 year old selfies and smoldery faces for literal actual days.
Its rather uncomfortable.
if u focus closely on the world around u u will notice everything is made of snoop dogg
(via marijuana-iguana)
(via librarysciences)
